115+ Funny Would You Rather Questions For Kids

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There’s nothing like a good game of Would You Rather! These Would You Rather questions for kids are fun for long road trips, as a silly sleepover activity, or just to get some good laughs!


I loved playing “Would You Rather” as a child. It’s a great game that can be used for kids of all ages, whether they be in preschool or high school.

There are over 115 Would You Rather questions for kids on this post broken up into five different categories. The five categories are silly questions, general questions, food related questions, travel related questions, and body related questions. Whenever you’re bored, you can pick a category and ask your kids all sorts of silly questions!

This is the perfect activity when you’re stuck in a waiting room, on a long road trip, or when you’re just trying to pass the time. These are also great Would You Rather questions for team building games.

Be sure to ask your child “why” when an answer surprises you! It’s always fun to see their thought process.

I had so much fun writing these questions! My 3 year old loved being the “tester” for them as well.

At the bottom of this post you’ll find a PDF of these Would You Rather Questions. Feel free to print them out and keep them in your wallet for whenever you are bored, I just ask that you credit this website if you distribute them. You can find more fun activities like this by joining my email newsletter below!

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115+ Would You Rather Questions for Kids

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Funny Would You Rather Questions

  • …be stuck wearing only snow boots or have to wear your clothes inside out?
  • …eat your grandpa’s boogers or eat a caterpillar?
  • …have a mouse sitting on your head all of the time, or have a wiggly worm in your pocket?
  • …have to slide like a worm everywhere you go or have to hop backwards everywhere you go?
  • …have to wear pants on your head or have to wear shirts for pants?
  • …turn into a bear or turn into a bird every night?
  • …lick the bathroom floor or lick your friend’s armpit?
  • …quack like a duck after every sentence or have to walk like a chicken?
  • …have a squeaky high pitched voice or have to sing everything you say?
  • …have to wear bowling shoes or clown shoes for the rest of your life?
  • …ride a unicorn or ride a dragon?
  • …lick a toad or lick a turtle?
  • …have a magic flying carpet or be able to teleport?
  • …have a tail you can’t control or wings you can’t control?
  • …have ears like Mickey Mouse or have a beak like Donald Duck?
  • …be camouflage or be able to change colors?
  • …be able to turn invisible whenever you want or be able to read minds?
  • …have to waddle like a duck or have to walk on all fours like a dog?
  • …be able to talk to and communicate with cats or talk to and be able to communicate with dogs?
  • …have worms in your shoes or ants in your pants?

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Basic Would You Rather Questions

  • …live where it is hot all the time, or cold all the time?
  • …live where it is always sunny, or where it is always night time?
  • …live on the moon or on mars?
  • …go to space or travel back in time?
  • …fly a plane or drive a boat?
  • …have five cats or five dogs?
  • …be friends with a cartoon character or a super hero?
  • …have to write down everything you say for a year or have to read what everyone is saying to you?
  • …have super strength or be super smart?
  • …hike a mountain or swim in the ocean?
  • …go skiing or snowboarding?
  • …learn to surf or learn to skydive?
  • …become a pilot or a professional driver?
  • …always wear pajamas or always wear a coat?
  • …go to a playground or to the zoo?
  • …dance or sing?
  • …be a professional soccer player or a professional basketball player?
  • …be a Broadway performer or a famous actor/actress?
  • …be a police officer or be a fireman?
  • …play the guitar or the piano?
  • …never have to go to school or get paid for going to school?
  • …be able to speak any language or be able to understand any language?
  • …live in an underground house or an underwater house?
  • …go back in time 10 years, or go forward in time 10 years?
  • …be able to see the future or be able to travel back in time?
  • …be a doctor or a dentist?
  • …be a chef or a baker?
  • …work in a restaurant or work in a clothing store?
  • …be an athlete or a performer?
  • …give a speech in front of 1000 people or have to sing in front of 1000 people?
  • …paint or draw?
  • …have to sneeze after every sentence or cough after every sentence?
  • …never have to eat again or never have to sleep again?
  • …only be able to watch TV shows or only be able to listen to music?
  • …know every language ever spoken or know every song ever sang?
  • …own every book ever written or own every movie ever made?
  • …live in a neighborhood with lots of friends or live somewhere private with lots of animals?
  • …have a really big house with only one bathroom or live in a small house with a bathroom for everyone?
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Food Related Would You Rather Questions For Kids

  • …only eat ice cream for the rest of your life or only be able to eat your ice cream melted?
  • …have to eat every meal with ketchup or eat every meal with hot sauce?
  • …eat only red foods for the rest of your life or only brown foods for the rest of your life? (you can try this one with all of the colors!)
  • …have only vegetables or only fruits?
  • …have to only eat with a spoon or only eat with a fork?
  • …have all of your foods blended in a blender or made into soup?
  • …eat a jar of mayonnaise or a bottle of hot sauce?
  • …eat only pizza or only cheeseburgers for a year?
  • …only eat dessert or only eat breakfast for a year?
  • …have only smoothies or only milkshakes?
  • …eat only hot food or only cold food?
  • …eat with only baby utensils for a year or eat baby food for a year?
  • …have to eat with your hands or have to eat with dirty utensils?
  • …eat only vegetables for a year or eat only meat for a year?
  • …have only seafood or only chicken for a year?
  • …only drink milk or only drink water?
  • …eat only with a spoon or only with a fork?
  • …only be able to eat apples or only be able to eat bananas?
  • …eat only cupcakes or eat only cookies?
  • …only be able to drink hot drinks or only be able to drink cold drinks?
  • …only eat spicy food for a year or only eat sweet food for a year?
  • …drink only soda or only juice?
  • …never eat cheese again or have to eat cheese on every meal?
  • …eat white chocolate or dark chocolate?
  • …eat cookies or brownies?
  • …eat french fries or waffle fries?
  • …have to eat broccoli or asparagus with every meal?
  • …eat vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
  • …have to top every meal with caramel sauce or chocolate sauce?
  • …eat hot dogs or sausages?
  • …never eat fast food again or never go out for ice cream again?

Body Related Would You Rather Questions

  • …have no fingers or no teeth?
  • …have to hop on one leg for the rest of your life, or have to keep one eye closed forever?
  • …have a leg for an arm, or an arm for a leg?
  • …have hair that stood straight up or hair that is green?
  • …have no thumb or no pinkie finger?
  • …have extra fingers or extra toes?
  • …be able to smell everything very strongly or be able to taste everything very strongly?
  • …have hair that grows really fast or nails that grow really fast?
  • …be really tall or be able to run really fast?
  • …have to walk sideways or backwards wherever you go?
  • …have no hands or no feet?
  • …have three eyes or only one ear?
  • …be able to taste and not smell, or be able to smell and not taste?
  • …have really short arms or really short legs?
  • …have an eye on your forehead or an ear on your neck?

Travel Related Would You Rather Questions

  • …have breakfast in Paris, or dinner in Italy?
  • …travel by train or by plane?
  • …be able to teleport wherever you wanted to go or have your own private jet?
  • …have a really fast car or have a submarine?
  • …go on a short vacation every month or go on a long vacation every year?
  • …visit a castle or visit a beach?
  • …travel somewhere warm and sunny or travel somewhere where there is a lot of snow?
  • …ride in a limousine or ride on a motorcycle?
  • …have to skateboard or roller skate everywhere?
  • …ride the subway or take a taxi?
  • …visit Antarctica or visit Africa?
  • …go on a safari in Africa or scuba diving in Australia?
  • …only be able to go to the beach or only be able to go to the mountains?
  • …be able to transport your house wherever you want or be able to stay in any hotel you want?
  • …travel by plane or by helicopter?
  • …have to go everywhere by ambulance or have to go everywhere in a dump truck?
  • …have to run everywhere you go or have to skip everywhere you go?

I hope these silly Would You Rather questions keep your family entertained! Don’t forget to grab your free PDF, and join my email list while you’re at it!

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